Even before the “Real Housewives of Miami” Season 6 reunion is filmed, there is lots of screaming going on between Alexia Nepola and Larsa Pippen. “It’s going to be a long night,” Andy Cohen predicts.
He’s right because shots are fired by Marcus Jordan from Larsa’s dressing room. “These women wouldn’t even be able to do the dishes in our house, let alone be trying to bring themselves into this conversation. Some people just need to stay in their lane.” Privilege at its finest.
The housewives walk to the set dressed as folk from the 1800s in long capes and crowns. “Really understated,” Andy laughs. The group starts off with a shot of water because Larsa’s tequila is late to arrive, except Marysol Patton has her own cup of whatever cockie is in there. They all cheers with water, which is thought to bring bad luck, so it seems Marysol is the only one who’s good.
Larsa reveals that the huge Miami condo we saw her move into wasn’t big enough. “I have a lot of clothes, Marcus has a lot of Jordans, and so we definitely need, like, a big house with a big closet,” she says in an effort to make herself more relatable.
Speaking of BS, Larsa claims that she has sex with Marcus five times a night after she initially said she had sex with Scotty Pippen four times a night. “No one believes it,” Guerdy Abraira says. “Maybe because you guys are dry,” Larsa shoots back. Maybe this is why no one but Lisa Hochstein is her friend on the show.
Larsa vs. everyone
Larsa’s issues with Kiki Barth are also brought up, particularly after the model complained about not seeing her friend as much after she got booed up with Marcus. “Find a boyfriend if she wants to have all these nights out,” Larsa says in a confessional. Apparently, she’ll only hang out with her friends if they can double-date together.
At the reunion, Guerdy tries to explain to Larsa, “I want to talk about the overall sentiment that I also feel and I think a lot of people here have experienced that with you. You have a hard face but you’re very sensitive.”
Larsa agrees and Guerdy goes on to compare her to playing checkers with the other housewives. “No one else does that. You do it to everyone,” Guerdy points out. “I don’t do that,” Larsa replies,” unsurprisingly.
Kiki explains how she felt cast aside by Larsa and they make up. It almost looks like Larsa’s done in the hot seat but she’s under fire again about Michael Jordan’s response to his son dating the “RHOM” star.
“It’s all we talk about on this show,” she complains. “You kind of deflect all the time,” Julia Lemigova points out. “I want to talk about it 24/7,” Andy puts in.
Adriana de Moura vs. Marysol Patton
Pivoting to Adriana de Moura and Marysol’s beef, the “Fyah” singer accuses her castmate of messaging “RHOM” fans to bully her.
“Do you think I’m stupid enough to DM strangers and tell them to attack Adriana?” Marysol asks. Julia then points out instances when Marysol acted shady, like allegedly spreading rumors she kissed a man last year. Supposedly, Marysol has a “cousin” that she plants at the airport to get dirt on the other housewives, who catches the ladies in precarious situations. “RHOM” is turning into a telenovela.
Julia has surprisingly turned into the group’s s**t stirrer, which she’s proud of. However, the other housewives give her a pass. “She’s speaking the truth and she’s holding people accountable,” Nicole Martin says. “What Marysol does is, she takes some random fact that has no proof, some stranger DMed her, and she stands on it like the Holy Grail.”
Alexia Nepola’s binder fails to have its moment
Alexia reveals that she had her son Peter Rosello filed as her younger son Frankie Rosello’s guardian. The housewives are all happy but then when the conversation starts to center around Todd Nepola not being there for Alexia’s party, things take a turn.
Marysol and Alexia argue about something that transpired the year prior after the “RHOM” Season 5 reunion. Alexia has brought receipts in a binder and gives it to Andy. Nicole points out that Alexia has a double standard where she talks about the other housewives but gets mad when they talk about her.
“She had no problem bringing up my mom. You have double standards,” Nicole tells Alexia. “You can dish it, but you can’t take it, honey,” she says. Alexia denies, denies, denies.
Alexia goes on and on about her finances and Lisa needs to pee. Alexia shows papers but all the ladies are about to pee in their Depends so they run to the bathroom and her moment is ruined.
Adriana de Moura makes nice with Marysol Patton’s liver
When they all come back, Adriana relives last season with a letter to Marysol. But she promises that it’s not written to her castmate’s liver. Instead, it’s a nice poem that Marysol doesn’t appreciate. It rhymes and incorporates the word “hubris” into it, but none of the housewives understand the poem.
Then, Larsa says something to pivot the attention on her. She and Alexia start yelling about how they’re both liars. Julia and Kiki start kissing to distract the group, which kind of works — but just for a bit.
Unfortunately, it doesn’t stick. Nicole claims that Larsa told Alexia that if she doesn’t have her back, she’s going to go to the press and dish about their dirt, specifically about people doing drugs. Larsa denies it but Alexia says, “You were trying to prove a point and you like to scare people.”
The group breaks for lunch. Larsa acts innocent and then she and Alexia start arguing about how she said this and the other said that and you’re a liar and I said that you said this. It gets very confusing. “Don’t call me a liar,” Larsa says. “Don’t call me a liar,” Alexia says back. These women need a lesson on how to read each other like “The Real Housewives of Atlanta.” Larsa and Alexia start yelling and fingers start pointing.
“It’s gonna be a long night,” Andy tells the cameras. Hopefully, the second part of the “RHOM” Season 6 reunion will have more kissing and less fighting.
