The second part of “The Real Housewives of Miami” Season 6 reunion ended with Larsa Pippen and Guerdy Abraira fighting over the cancer drama and it continues on in Part 3.
Larsa is still harping on how Guerdy called her “fake.” Guerdy responds with what fans are already thinking. “Physically you are. You wanna see a before and after picture?” Andy Cohen says, “Oh boy.”
Lisa Hochstein tells Andy that she told Lisa, “You shouldn’t have done that,” adding, “We had many conversations. Larsa was very upset that this happened. Like, she was in tears.” Guerdy is not buying it and says Lisa is Larsa’s “mascot” and “soldier.”
“Everything you said to me about my cancer was all about Larsa’s perspective … It was really hard to watch,” Guerdy says.
Flashback to Nicole Martin telling the group that Larsa questioned Guerdy’s cancer diagnosis. At the time, Larsa was made to believe that Guerdy was testing her to see if she would reveal the cancer diagnosis to the other housewives.
“It was very hurtful because I like, would never in a million years think that anyone would think I would take that information and go and do something malicious with it,” Larsa says. Despite Larsa’s apologies, Guerdy cannot move on.
Kiki Barth deserves some love too
In happier news, Kiki Barth has a new boyfriend, but in sadder news, her life has been hard. She shares how her half-sisters through her estranged father’s side have reached out to her and are trying to form a relationship. She recalls how her father left their family for a new wife, who kicked Kiki out of the house, without her father even sticking up for her.
“I was on the street for two days, took the train to Palm Beach to stay with my auntie. I remember I had to do everything for my auntie in order for me to survive there,” Kiki says.
Kiki starts crying over the other housewives ditching her event because of traffic. “That’s why I never invite you. Like, I never feel, like, financially, like, the money I’m saving for my kids …. I just don’t throw it.”
Julia Lemigova defends her jam prices and friendship with Alexia Nepola
After suggesting that she’s going to sell her jam for $30, Julia Lemigova claims during the “RHOM” Season 6 reunion that she saw jam selling for $50 online. It must have been made by unicorn tears and has medicinal properties that cure angina, because who would buy jam for half a hundo?
“It’s a lot of work. You know how much chicken feed I have to feed the chicken so they produce the poop to fertilize the guava trees?” Julia asks. Maybe she needs a new business model or cheaper chicken feed.
When asked about her relationship with Adriana de Moura and Alexia, Julia says she and the “Fyah” singer has a bond no one could break. However, she adds, “With Alexia, you know, we organically started, you know, to get to know each other. Our first date, you know, that lunch we had, I had so much fun.”
Adriana then compares Alexia and Marysol to Regina and Gretchen from “Mean Girls.” There’s a hint of trouble with the bros when Marysol jokes, “I think Alexia loves Julia more than me these days.” Alexia says, “No, there’s room for everybody.”
Julia reveals that she and Martina Navratilova are back in the adoption game now that the former tennis pro is cancer-free.
Lisa Hochstein defends her dog-feeding moment
Andy pivots to when Lisa threw food scraps at dogs in Mexico and Kiki called her out on it. “Lisa, looking back, do you regret feeding them?” Andy asks.
“I do … Look, I had one of the worst days of my life. I signed probably the most important document I’ve ever signed that’s really kind of dictating my future. But should I have fed the dogs? Of course not, but I wanted to,” Lisa says.
“It was very disrespectful. The thing with Lisa thoughout the whole entire time, I just feel like you look down on people like me. With the whole dog thing, like, everybody said, ‘Stop.,'” Kiki says. “The minute I said, ‘Lisa, that was not nice,’ you felt the need to just [say], ‘Shut the f**k up! No!'”
Kiki goes on to accuse Lisa of not respecting her wishes to leave the dogs alone, attributing it to her low income. “You’re very entitled. You’re selfish,” Kiki says.
After a lot of back and forth, Lisa admits she should get to know Kiki more, while Kiki says she’ll be more forthcoming to Lisa.
Andy wraps up the reunion with Larsa bragging about her life, Marysol is happy with her non-marriage, Julia calls out Larsa’s fake butt, Marysol drinks from her bedazzled cockie cup, Larsa gets defensive about something, Alexia says “Aye, por favor,” Larsa and Guerdy hug, Adriana reads from the Bible, Nicole points out all the good stuff that’s happening to the housewives.
They drink Larsa’s tequila from a bottle that Andy thinks looks like a vagina. They toast and “RHOM” Season 6 is officially over, but not until Julia sings a dance rendition of “Ave Maria.”
Until next season!
