Part two of the “Vanderpump Rules” Season 11 Reunion and Lala Kent is still running her mouth about Katie Maloney being supposedly “fake.”
Lala is alluding to Katie talking sh*t about Ariana Madix and then backtracking because she doesn’t want it to affect their sandwich shop, Something About Her.
Katie admits that she vented about Ariana off-camera about her going off to Broadway and not focusing on their business but she didn’t want to bring it up to her.
Tom Schwartz offers the idea that perhaps Katie didn’t want to look anti-Ariana amid Scandoval. Way to throw your ex-wife under the bus yet again.
Ariana, who is a good friend, defends Katie and says she’s been real for the 11 seasons of “Vanderpump Rules.” Everyone wants to make their supposed feud a thing but Ariana says, “I think that Katie is valid in these feelings because I understand it’s difficult.”
The confusing part comes when Lala says, “I ride hard for her all the time.” Pick a lane, Lala. Do you ride for Katie or not?
All the Vanderpump Rules Season 11 guys have hit on Scheana Shay
We all know that the “Vanderpump” Rules cast is all a bunch of horny, incestuous group of insecure people so it should come as no surprise that most of the guys have hit on Scheana Shay. Also, it should come as no surprise that Scheana wants this to be known.
She claims that Tom Sandoval, Schwartz, and James Kennedy have all propositioned her at one point. “What, when?” James asks. “I don’t remember that at all.”
Sandoval plays dumb as well and Scheana reveals that early on in “Vanderpump Rules,” they were in New York City for “Watch What Happens Live.”
“He was telling me about how him and Kristen hadn’t been intimate in so long and I felt like, ‘Are you coming on to me?'” Scheana says. Lisa Vanderpump jokingly asks if they used a condom.
Katie Maloney discusses her revenge hookup with Max
Andy Cohen brings up Katie’s hookup with former “Vanderpump Rules” star Max Boyens. He asks her if it was revenge for learning about Schwartz and Scheana’s makeout sesh years ago. “It could seem that way or I could have just been doing whatever the hell I wanted to do,” she answers.”
Schwartz looks happy about the hookup because as he put it, “It leveled the playing field,” referring to Katie getting mad at him for kissing Rachel Leviss in Mexico. Andy asks why her sleeping with Max wasn’t worse than what Schwartz did.
Katie explains that she had the rule that they wouldn’t hook up with anyone in the friend group because she and Schwartz were navigating their newly divorced status and trying to figure out how to be friends.
“I was like okay well, this is what I would need and that’s something that I just wouldn’t be comfortable with … and he turned around and did it anyway.”
“That took some time and then there was no real acknowledgment of that treatment that I was given,” Katie continues. Schwartz claims that he apologized to Katie but she tells him that he was dismissive of her feelings at the same time, which basically sums up their whole relationship.
After Schwartz kissed Rachel, Katie felt like their agreement was null and void, hence the Max hookup. When Andy asks if she slept with Max again, she says, “I don’t know,” which is a yes. Get it, girl!
Ariana Madix is the number one girl in the group
The convo pivots to the Lake Tahoe trip, which Ariana and Katie skipped out on because, ew, Sandoval. Schwartz thinks that would have been the perfect time for Sandoval to dip his toes back into the “Vanderpump Rules” group but blames Ariana for acting like the “queen of the group.”
“Why do you think people think you’ve gotten an ego since the affair?” Andy asks Ariana. “I don’t know, it’s interesting because Schwartz was the only person who has said that,” she responds. Lala looks guilty because she railed on Ariana during the finale episode, which they have all yet to see. Yikes!
Andy asks how she feels about Scheana going back and forth from staying loyal to Ariana to wanting Sandoval back in her life. “Your feelings were totally valid. Obviously, I’m not necessarily the person to like, go to with those feelings,” Ariana tells her bestie.
“You’re still my girl. Understand that I’m still here. Even though I’m in Tahoe on this trip, like, I’m still here,” Scheana says. She just can’t help being a flip-flopper.
“Lala you had clear boundaries with your friends about them hanging out with your ex,” Andy says. “So why do you think Ariana expecting the same from her friends is unreasonable?”
“There’s one giant difference. I have a child involved that I entered a custody battle,” she answers. “And unless you have a child and you’ve been in my situation, you will never understand it.”
Katie proves that she’s Ariana’s only true friend and tells Lala, “I still think she’s allowed to have boundaries too.”
Lala says it’s confusing because Ariana wants boundaries, yet she’s still living in the same house with Sandoval and has already moved on with her boyfriend. She just can’t stop being combative but Andy at least gives her props for not yelling.
Ally Bally and Jo Wenberg have entered the chat
James’ girlfriend Ally Lewber and Schwartz’s kind-of ex Jo Wenberg come out.
Jo is asked how her fling with Schwartz started and she reveals that she needed a place to stay while between apartments and was at his house for about four days.
Katie asks Jo why she didn’t stay with Kristen Doute when they were good friends. “She was very surprised that you didn’t hit her up,” she says. Jo says that she actually did ask Kristen.
Despite not being a fan of Jo’s, Katie says she felt bad that Schwartz was leading her on this season. “You were displaying what we call f*ckboy behavior.” Schwartz gets defensive and says she doesn’t know what his and Jo’s relationship was like.
Everyone starts talking about what they think of Schwartz and Jo’s relationship. Sandoval jumps in and says the relationship was portrayed differently on the show than it actually was. Everyone but Jo is talking about her and Schwartz and she just looks more and more uncomfortable.
Lala jumps in and yells, “Why is everyone making her feel like she’s f*cking nuts?” She adds, “Something was happening to make her feel that they have something. You’re having sex with her on a regular basis, I mean, that’s so f*cked up.”
Meanwhile, Schwartz doesn’t see how he’s playing with Jo’s emotions by telling her that they had a really good thing going but then says that they were never together while Jo thinks they had a full-on relationship.
As if Jo’s not hurt enough, Schwartz talks about his new girlfriend Sophia who he describes as gorgeous, funny, smart, and has a great career. Right in front of Jo. And then he says, “But that’s disrespectful to Jo.” Bruh. Do you have any self-awareness?
Before she and Ally leave, Jo says she actually had fun hanging out with the “Vanderpump Rules” group, except for Katie. Then she jokes, “I’ll just go home and cry.” Andy thinks this is a good time for a commercial break.
Ann Maddox is the star of Vanderpump Rules Season 11
Sandoval’s ex-assistant Ann Maddox comes up and Andy calls her the “real star of ‘Vanderpump Rules’ this season.” Scheana jumps in and says, “I thought you were going to say Summer Moon.” He says, “Summer Moon, close second” and Scheana is all offended. Lala thinks it’s hysterical.
“You had her doing some pretty tough tasks,” Andy tells Sandoval. “She was cleaning up after parties, underwear … “
“I gotta stop you there,” Sandoval says. “She does not touch any dirty laundry whatsoever.” He addresses how Ann wanted to work for Ariana instead and is pretty salty about it.
“That was a f*cking kick to the gut and I’m like, if you don’t want to work for me then fine, your wish is granted. Go work somewhere else.”
Another custody issue apart from Ann is their pets, which Ariana has already claimed. When Sandoval rolls his eyes, James gets heated because when he and Rachel broke up, she took Hippie and Sandoval became his “secret new daddy.”
Sandoval alludes to something when he says, “I’m keeping my mouth shut about things that I’ve heard and they add up, James.” They both tell each other to eat a d*ck and we’ll see where things go from here in part three of the “Vanderpump Rules” Season 11 reunion.
